Chelsea FC discussion thread

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Us mods, well me an evans have been "wasting" thread space talking about chelsea in general and as were meant to be against such matters from normal members, I felt a thread would be a good idea, and as the manc scum have a thread as well...

[Kerry]

[BigStu]

Fernando Torres:
22 Goals 12 Assists

Juan Manuel Mata:
19 Goals 36 Assists

Eden Hazard:
13 Goals 25 Assists

Oscar Dos Santos:
12 Goals 12 Assists

and thats not including david and lamps.......

[Kerry]

Juan Mata. Unreal. 36 Assists

[vinnie]

36 assists? really?! wow

[Kerry]

3rd place and a Europa League cup. Decent. At least we came up with something.

[BigStu]

Full stats

147 Chelsea Goals :

STRIKER GOALS : Fernando Torres: 22 goals, 8 assists. Juan Mata: 20 goals, 32 assists. Eden Hazard: 13 goals, 23 assists. Oscar: 12 goals, 10 assists.

MIDFIELD GOALS : Victor Moses: 10 goals, 5 assists. Frank Lampard: 17 goals, 6 assists. Ramires: 9 goals, 6 assists. Demba Ba: 19 goals, 2 assists.

DEFENDER GOALS : Branislav Ivanovic: 8 goals, 3 assists. Gary Cahill: 6 goals, 2 assists. David Luiz: 7 goals, 5 assists. John Terry: 6 goals, 0 assists.

[BigStu]

There's an awful rumour going about that Jose wants to swap luiz for coentrao.....

[Kerry]

For neutrals, the friendly vs Manchester City was very entertaining because of the goals and also, it was fluid and non-stop. The scoreline doesn't reflect the game at all since Chelsea were outplayed all the time (16 shots for City in the 1st half alone) and Chelsea got some of their goals by good luck (Hart was awful in the 1st goal). Cech left with the headgear and Blackman entered with a blindfold and suddenly, City got 4 goals.

Friendly or not, it's just frustrating to waste a 3-goal lead. Chelsea were shambolic in midfield, Mata did outstanding as usual (he made a Laudrup-esque long pass to Cole at one point. No exaggeration), Azpilicueta scored a penalty which was awesome to see and Marin touched the ball.

We deserved to lose.

[Kerry]

Okay now. Chelsea have played their longest season ever (69 games), but, Thailand, Malaysia, Indonesia and now the United States in pre-season, all in the space of probably just over two weeks? Defies belief. Utterly horrible and ridiculous management from the Chelsea board. Trying to cash-in and widen the fanbase at the expense of the players who can't catch a breather.

Just sucks being a Chelsea player at times, more so being a Chelsea fan. Forcing the fans to pay in order to watch the team TRAIN! Ugh.

[alrizal]

very weird!! how is this possible?
FINAL Uefa Europa League
FT : Benfica 1 - 2 Chelsea
Goals ::
60' [ 0 - 1 ] F. Torres
68' [ 1 - 1 ] Cardozo (Penalty)
89' [ 1 - 2 ] Ivanovic

FINAL Uefa Champions League
FT : Borussia Dortmund 1 - 2 Bayern Munchen
Goals ::
60' [ 0 - 1 ] Mario Mandzukic
68' [ 1 - 1 ] Gundogan (Penalty)
89' [ 1 - 2 ] Arjen Robben

[Brahms]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZzDB70d9AUU

[Kerry]

Chelsea have contacted none other than Edinson Cavani.

God, please, make it happen..

[CR7]

I understand he's agreed terms with Madrid already. Unless that's all poppycock which it could well be. Don't see any incentive to go to Chelsea over Madrid TBF.

[Kerry]

Cavani's father keeps saying that Real Madrid would be best place for him, but he also admitted they have never been contacted. Now, it's all about Chelsea, PSG and Manchester City, who are leading the race mainly because they're throwing Dzeko in the deal.

[BigStu]

the worst kept secret in footballs now official so happy the only thing that could ruin the day is if luiz is sold as expected

[Kerry]

I wonder, what actually IS the best-kept secret in football?

[BigStu]

courtois is staying at madrid, looks like the youths will get a chance as backup

[CR7]

courtois is staying at madrid, looks like the youths will get a chance as backup

How the fuck have you let that happen? He's already top 3 in that league. He'll be top 3 in the world in 2-3 years.

[BigStu]

whats wrong with it? we loan him out every year, he gets to play, another team gets a class keeper then a few years later when cech is no longer up to it, we have a ready made keeper to just step into his gloves for no cost

[Kerry]

Čech is still class. Benching him would be a waste. Same could be said about Courtois.