"Despiertenme... Cuando pase el reggaeton."
Albo7 wrote:I really think his Tec should sit higher than Ibra, his ability to kill balls with any part of his body, his ability to make a fool out of any defender, and his ability "hide" the ball, making it virtually impossible to take it fom him was, and still is a main part of his way to play. Strikers such as Heskey should stay in the top of Tec ladders, he is one of the best in that aspect, I don't really understand how he stands lower than Ibra.
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-------Heskey: A Poem------ (Courtesy of Elliott Daly)
Never, ever diss the Hesk
He has more footballing talent than Fabregas, Cesc
Being racist to Heskey?? Suarez wouldn't dare
Because he knows he'd end up in intensive care
He gets the goals, he gets the bitches
His last critic ended up in stitches
Rooney, Ronaldo, Messi, all inferior
My point is proven by his skills against Algeria
Some compare him to the mighty Chuck Norris
He'd have killed James Bond if he was the bad guy in Quantum of Solace
He Shoots, he scores, he never bores
Off the pitch he gets it on with the whores
He created the universe and God after that
Then came Dappy and his stupid hat
Everyone knows there is a special power in his sock
Tulisa can only dream of sucking his cock
You'd better watch out when Emile's on the pitch
Agbonlahor is his assistant and Mcleish is his bitch
Even scousers reduce their crime
Between 3 o'clock and quarter to five because that's Heskey Time
Leicester wanted him back, but at the time he wasn't interested, he wouldn't lie
And on that bombshell it's time to end, goodbye!!
mracho wrote: Well, then he/she was an idiom with a T at the end.
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